Thursday, March 20, 2008
A long post but worth every shiny penny (at least to me, and that's what counts)
So I have managed a feat today -- I finished making my baby announcements 2 days shy of his 6-week birthday (isn't amazing that we count in weeks?) and have them and all thank you cards set to go out tomorrow. Before Easter. Can I get a woohoo? Woohoo, then!
I had my six-week check up at the OB -- just so y'all know, my uterus is back in place and I've been cleared for sex and exercise ... or sex as exercise, if I so choose. I've also lost another 7 pounds, making me now lighter than I've been in a couple years. Another 30 and I'll be where I was for the three months between my relationship with my ex-fiance and my relationship with my husband. That is my ultimate goal weight. Now, I'm not telling you what that amount is but I'll tell you if I get there! And I refuse to do it by starving myself or becoming one of those exercise-anorexics, and I will not give up my favorite foods. Folks, if I can't get there in moderation it's just not worth getting there, for I do so love my sweets and carbs.
I've also decided that my new contraception of choice is an IUC -- you know, those commercials with the lady with 4 kids running around who gets the t-shaped plastic doo-dad shoved up her hoo-haa, and then decides she wants another one so she gets it pulled back out? Yeah, that's going to be me. I can't wait, really. I'm terrible with pills (noted by my vitamins sitting next my child's vitamins with the hopes that we can take them together but instead neither of us get our vitamins even though strangely he likes his).
So now that you know everything about my, well, hoo-haa, on to bigger (hehe) and better topics. Yesterday I was wandering around B&N (which incidently I'm not fond of anymore ... somehow I became a Borders convert without realizing it) looking for a book for my mom that obviously has not come out yet, and I located Diablo Cody's Candy Girl - A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper and promptly purchased it. I also bought Roald Dahl's autobiography Boy to even out the subversiveness. Even though I had finally gotten 25 pages (and they were 25 great pages) into Almost Moon, I was too curious to not start it right away. So this morning I did.
At 3pm I finished it. Pretty decent, I would say. Not in the "clothed" decency realm, more of the skanky, greased stripper pole end of decent, actually. I wasn't too impressed at the beginning -- I remember before I saw Juno I read a review which said something along the lines of it being "overtly aware of its own wit". I didn't see that in Juno so much because I wasn't reading the non-dialog, but Candy Girl read a bit like a pop culture Dennis Miller rant -- lots of similes and adverbs and obscure references that seem contrived to make her feel smarter than she actually may be. But after about 20 pages I got over that and it was a pretty fun read! Those that are less sensitive about those sorts of things are likely to really enjoy it. Although I felt a little dirty reading it while breastfeeding ...
So now back to the more respectable I-killed-my-mother-because-I-couldn't-clean-her-feces-anymore book. I'll let you know how that is too!
In other completely non-vag related news, I took Lola to the groomers yesterday. How she turned out is completely my fault, and I feel bad about it. But really, the groomer's idea of "all shaved down" and mine is completely different. She has the mane and tail though ... and she'd look less ridiculous without them. I'll post pictures as soon as I don't have a child attached to my teat, I promise (see, teat but no vag -- I'm coming up in the world!)
I had my six-week check up at the OB -- just so y'all know, my uterus is back in place and I've been cleared for sex and exercise ... or sex as exercise, if I so choose. I've also lost another 7 pounds, making me now lighter than I've been in a couple years. Another 30 and I'll be where I was for the three months between my relationship with my ex-fiance and my relationship with my husband. That is my ultimate goal weight. Now, I'm not telling you what that amount is but I'll tell you if I get there! And I refuse to do it by starving myself or becoming one of those exercise-anorexics, and I will not give up my favorite foods. Folks, if I can't get there in moderation it's just not worth getting there, for I do so love my sweets and carbs.
I've also decided that my new contraception of choice is an IUC -- you know, those commercials with the lady with 4 kids running around who gets the t-shaped plastic doo-dad shoved up her hoo-haa, and then decides she wants another one so she gets it pulled back out? Yeah, that's going to be me. I can't wait, really. I'm terrible with pills (noted by my vitamins sitting next my child's vitamins with the hopes that we can take them together but instead neither of us get our vitamins even though strangely he likes his).
So now that you know everything about my, well, hoo-haa, on to bigger (hehe) and better topics. Yesterday I was wandering around B&N (which incidently I'm not fond of anymore ... somehow I became a Borders convert without realizing it) looking for a book for my mom that obviously has not come out yet, and I located Diablo Cody's Candy Girl - A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper and promptly purchased it. I also bought Roald Dahl's autobiography Boy to even out the subversiveness. Even though I had finally gotten 25 pages (and they were 25 great pages) into Almost Moon, I was too curious to not start it right away. So this morning I did.
At 3pm I finished it. Pretty decent, I would say. Not in the "clothed" decency realm, more of the skanky, greased stripper pole end of decent, actually. I wasn't too impressed at the beginning -- I remember before I saw Juno I read a review which said something along the lines of it being "overtly aware of its own wit". I didn't see that in Juno so much because I wasn't reading the non-dialog, but Candy Girl read a bit like a pop culture Dennis Miller rant -- lots of similes and adverbs and obscure references that seem contrived to make her feel smarter than she actually may be. But after about 20 pages I got over that and it was a pretty fun read! Those that are less sensitive about those sorts of things are likely to really enjoy it. Although I felt a little dirty reading it while breastfeeding ...
So now back to the more respectable I-killed-my-mother-because-I-couldn't-clean-her-feces-anymore book. I'll let you know how that is too!
In other completely non-vag related news, I took Lola to the groomers yesterday. How she turned out is completely my fault, and I feel bad about it. But really, the groomer's idea of "all shaved down" and mine is completely different. She has the mane and tail though ... and she'd look less ridiculous without them. I'll post pictures as soon as I don't have a child attached to my teat, I promise (see, teat but no vag -- I'm coming up in the world!)
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Somehow I think I gave birth to a teenager. He stays up all night and then sleeps until 11am (or 1pm). He also has a fair amount of baby acne, cries for no reason sometimes and wants things (like his pacifier) only to throw them away as soon as he gets them. Thank God he can't talk back yet.
However, last night I got almost 6 hours of uninterrupted sleep, so when he wouldn't go back to sleep after his feeding at 6:45 I didn't hold it against him. I fed him last night at 12:45, he was asleep by 1:30 and didn't wake up until 6:30 this morning! Hallelujah! I know not to expect that every night, but I'm so excited you can barely see the patches on my head where I was pulling out my hair.
It has been a grueling process transitioning him to his crib from our bed, but I'm so excited for the possibilities of being able to cuddle with my husband again. Which is funny because I'm not a cuddler. I get hot and itchy and annoyed very easily. But I could if I wanted to! :)
In non-baby related news (how is it that all I had to do was spend 7 hours in labor and 4 days in the hospital and my blog turns into a mommy-blog?) ... I think I'm going to start reading again! I've shelved Almost Moon by Alice Sebold since I got it for Christmas. First I was reading other things, then I thought I'd read it while I was in the hospital (I know, lofty ideas and all that) and I haven't even looked at it since getting home, what, five weeks ago? So today (or tomorrow, who am I kidding) I'm going to start on it ... I'm so excited! I loved her other books and if this one turns out half as heart-wrenching as the other two, I'm going to be in love.
At a friend's recommendation, I also want to read Diablo Cody's book about being a stripper. I may have to pick that up in the next few days. Any Border's coupons out there?
**edit** he fell asleep while I was posting this ... why have I not gone back to sleep yet? Maybe I'll pull out that book sooner rather than later ...
However, last night I got almost 6 hours of uninterrupted sleep, so when he wouldn't go back to sleep after his feeding at 6:45 I didn't hold it against him. I fed him last night at 12:45, he was asleep by 1:30 and didn't wake up until 6:30 this morning! Hallelujah! I know not to expect that every night, but I'm so excited you can barely see the patches on my head where I was pulling out my hair.
It has been a grueling process transitioning him to his crib from our bed, but I'm so excited for the possibilities of being able to cuddle with my husband again. Which is funny because I'm not a cuddler. I get hot and itchy and annoyed very easily. But I could if I wanted to! :)
In non-baby related news (how is it that all I had to do was spend 7 hours in labor and 4 days in the hospital and my blog turns into a mommy-blog?) ... I think I'm going to start reading again! I've shelved Almost Moon by Alice Sebold since I got it for Christmas. First I was reading other things, then I thought I'd read it while I was in the hospital (I know, lofty ideas and all that) and I haven't even looked at it since getting home, what, five weeks ago? So today (or tomorrow, who am I kidding) I'm going to start on it ... I'm so excited! I loved her other books and if this one turns out half as heart-wrenching as the other two, I'm going to be in love.
At a friend's recommendation, I also want to read Diablo Cody's book about being a stripper. I may have to pick that up in the next few days. Any Border's coupons out there?
**edit** he fell asleep while I was posting this ... why have I not gone back to sleep yet? Maybe I'll pull out that book sooner rather than later ...
Monday, March 17, 2008
Happy St. Patty's Day!
Hope you have fun no matter what your pleasure! Me, I'm hanging out with my babydoll and playing video games. Ahh, the good life. Can they tint black tea green? I don't like green tea :)
Thursday, March 13, 2008
I love my friends
The other day was tough. Spencer had been crying for awhile; I had errands to run. We were going to a concert and I still needed to go pick up my brother and come back home before going ... so I was getting baby in the car and making sure I had everything when the UPS man stopped by.
"Aprilbapryll?" he said (naturally, right?)
"That's me!"
And he handed me a box. From my dear NPR Junky. And this is what was inside:
Becks, you're awesome :) Now I know those hours of Game Show Network have not gone unnoticed!
"Aprilbapryll?" he said (naturally, right?)
"That's me!"
And he handed me a box. From my dear NPR Junky. And this is what was inside:
Becks, you're awesome :) Now I know those hours of Game Show Network have not gone unnoticed!
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Monday, March 10, 2008
Happy time change!
So it's 9am but in my head it's still 8, and I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing up.
Then I look at my child, grunting into his diaper. Now I know.
He slept through most of the night last night though -- I was pleasantly surprised, as he got a decent amount of sleep through the day yesterday and that usually spells disaster for the night shift. This means really you never can tell how the night is going to be. He fell asleep in daddy's lap while he played Super Mario Galaxy before midnight, and Christen woke him up around 5:30 because he was concerned he was going too long between feedings. So I fed him and he was a little fussy but finally went back to sleep until 8:30. Now he's gotta poop so there will be no more sleep.
~**~
I started playing Oblivion again last night for the first time in close to a year. It kept crashing on me (although never on Christen) so I stopped playing. I also stopped playing Sims 2 for the same reason although I don't know if I'll bother going back to that). I forgot how time-consuming and fun Oblivion can be. Christen just rebuilt the computer with a new motherboard and processor so it's super fast now and can handle anything I throw at it. Christen had commandeered my Wii to play Super Mario Galaxy for the evening, so I took the computer. Woohoo! Actually, I may see if the little one wants to swing for a little while and I can play just a little more before it's time to go do things.
~**~
I actually have plans today, things I really want to get done. This is a first in 5 weeks, as I generally force myself out of the house because I'm restless but really I don't have much of a plan on what needs to be done. Today, however, I need to pick up pictures from Ritz, stop at the baby consignment store and see about getting a portable swing, stop in at the dog grooming place and make an appointment for Lola, and maybe pick up hot dogs and charcoal to have dinner at the park with my mom and family. Busy day! Hope yours is good!
Then I look at my child, grunting into his diaper. Now I know.
He slept through most of the night last night though -- I was pleasantly surprised, as he got a decent amount of sleep through the day yesterday and that usually spells disaster for the night shift. This means really you never can tell how the night is going to be. He fell asleep in daddy's lap while he played Super Mario Galaxy before midnight, and Christen woke him up around 5:30 because he was concerned he was going too long between feedings. So I fed him and he was a little fussy but finally went back to sleep until 8:30. Now he's gotta poop so there will be no more sleep.
~**~
I started playing Oblivion again last night for the first time in close to a year. It kept crashing on me (although never on Christen) so I stopped playing. I also stopped playing Sims 2 for the same reason although I don't know if I'll bother going back to that). I forgot how time-consuming and fun Oblivion can be. Christen just rebuilt the computer with a new motherboard and processor so it's super fast now and can handle anything I throw at it. Christen had commandeered my Wii to play Super Mario Galaxy for the evening, so I took the computer. Woohoo! Actually, I may see if the little one wants to swing for a little while and I can play just a little more before it's time to go do things.
~**~
I actually have plans today, things I really want to get done. This is a first in 5 weeks, as I generally force myself out of the house because I'm restless but really I don't have much of a plan on what needs to be done. Today, however, I need to pick up pictures from Ritz, stop at the baby consignment store and see about getting a portable swing, stop in at the dog grooming place and make an appointment for Lola, and maybe pick up hot dogs and charcoal to have dinner at the park with my mom and family. Busy day! Hope yours is good!
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