Monday, September 27, 2010

Phantom Pee

How does an infant boy pull off "phantom pee"?

This phenomenon happens when you are changing a newborn and you change the diaper, change the outfit into the cute little onesie you plan on having him in for the majority of the day and when you lift him off the changing table (or your own bed, bah) there's a big wet spot on the bed/table and on the back of the onesie and nothing in the diaper.

I don't remember this ever happening with The Boy. He peed the arch a couple times, but never so that I didn't know he peed. Turtle has now accomplished this feat 1,891 times in his five weeks of life. And yes, I point it down when diapering.

Frustration! And I'm not changing my sheets again for this a day after I changed my sheets, so hello Febreze antibacterial!

1 comment:

Mama Fuss said...

We've had that happen a couple of times. I am baffled as well. I always assumed I just missed it when he'd dribble in between switching from one diaper to the next.