Scenes from the backseat

Me: Happy Valentine's day, Spencer. I have a surprise for you at home.
Spencer: What is it?
Me: You'll have to see when we get home.
Spencer: What is it? A new computer?

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Me: I'm the momma, and therefore I'm the boss.
Spencer: (hangs head) I can't wait until I'm the mommy.
Me: You don't want to be the daddy?
Spencer: No. I don't like to be daddy. I will be mommy.

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(Henry is crying)
Spencer: Momma, my baby's crying.
Me: I know, sweetheart.
Spencer: Can you stop him crying? I can't hear the music.

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S: I had to go back and give Nora a hug and big kiss
M: Is Nora your girlfriend? (Note: Nora is the only girl over 6 months in the daycare)
S: Yes … oh, no no no. Nora’s not my girlfriend. Momma, you’re my girlfriend.
M: I’m your girlfriend?
S: Yes, yes you are.

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M: What did you do at Pama's today?
S: I had oatmeal and watched tv and ate spaghetti o's and watCHED TV!
(obviously he felt those were the highlights at Grandma's house)